The Orioles' dugout attendant, Craig Albernaz, is taking safety precautions to the extreme. After being struck by a foul ball just a week ago, Albernaz decided to don full catcher's gear, complete with a mask and glove, whenever a ball comes close to the dugout. This dramatic action, which he even documented for the media, showcases his dedication to safety and his unique approach to risk management. While it's commendable to prioritize safety, Albernaz's method might be overkill, especially considering the low velocity of the ball that struck him. It's a fascinating blend of personal responsibility and dramatic flair, leaving fans and commentators alike to wonder if it's a bit of an overreaction. Perhaps Albernaz is setting a new standard for dugout safety, but it also raises questions about the balance between safety and practicality in high-pressure situations.